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2007-05-15 19:18:09 · 14 answers · asked by N!cky 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
I got so drunk that my friend came over and found me stuck in my own backyard ..I was trying to climb the 6 foot fence but cussing up a storm because I could not figure out how . Then I got taken into my house and started boo hooing and some chick wanted to show me her boobs but when she flashed me I said " stop im going to barf " then I puked all over her shoes . Yeah that sucked ...
2007-05-15 19:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by the_red_emperor 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I put on my girlfriends clothes, but couldn't get a ride hitch hiking, so I stood in the middle of the road to flag down a passing car. The first car was a police car. then the cops put me in the drunk tank wearing the dress, I still have the scars on my inner thighs from fighting off the rapists. Fortunately they were drunk too. I jumped onto the top bunk and used my high heels to kick them in the face until they gave up.
2007-05-16 02:25:54 · answer #2 · answered by charlie at the lake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to puke in a tree right across the bar..the crazy part is that in my booze i felt a car passing by screeching the tires and pulling over really fast...the next second later I saw a dude coming out of the car..running to the same tree i was doing my vomiting...well...me and the dude in question were using the poor tree as a place to discharge our alcohol...and yeah..all the people outside looking at our picture were laughing their a.sses off....not to mention the embarrassment that invaded me the next day...!
2007-05-16 02:48:40 · answer #3 · answered by Yerba74, Free Hugs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good lord, I have about a million stories but here's one of the best: I decided I had to pee in a public park, but had so many drinks that I pooed too. My friend ran to the car to find me something to wipe my bum with and the best she could do at 4 in the morning was Armor All car wipes. Do NOT ever wipe your bum with an Armor All wipe. Serious.
2007-05-16 02:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
got really drunk at a bar then fell out of my friends car on to my mailbox which knocked over and smashed the mailbox
2007-05-16 03:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont really know. But on two seperate occassions I woke up to find a stacked pyramid of 17 bowling balls in my back yard.
2007-05-16 02:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by freshbliss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drove
2007-05-16 02:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by LELAND 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Trying to impress a woman and I threw up all over her...
She rejected me because we live in 2 different states
2007-05-16 02:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by beckyschristine 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well there's this really old cranky lady who lives next door to my brother's girlfriend's house, and one night his gf was havin a prty nd my brother decided to break into the old lady's garage and get her lawn mower. he couldnt get it going (obviously he didnt have the key) so he pushed it out all the way over to his gf(emily) 's backyard where the prty was and started yelling,' look em! look im ridin sum old lady's car!! emily, come ride it with me!!' (of course thats a bit cleaned up, but u get the picture. while he was yelling he was makin fake car sounds, as if he really was driving!!
yeah,
2007-05-16 03:38:58 · answer #9 · answered by girl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Drove really fast, blew some red lights, and ended up at a bar called "The Nut Bush". I'll just leave it at that.
2007-05-16 02:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋