2007-05-15 18:58:57 · 26 answers · asked by Paul D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok A lot of the time i'm nowhere near as happy with my life as i make out!!
2007-05-15 19:10:33 · update #1
I ate too much pizza tonight and I'm on a diet!
2007-05-15 19:04:34 · answer #1 · answered by Call me-C-4-Curious- 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I look good in my picture (for 34) because Im good with make up and Im photogenic but without it..what I see first thing in the morning when I look in the mirror.....Urgh! I see what the wrong side of 34 REALLY looks like....
2007-05-17 13:53:07 · answer #2 · answered by Marilyn's Sister 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
!Ok are you ready for this:
I was at the cinema when i suddendly got bad guts so i went
to the toilet, there were two cubicles, one of them had a
broken light but the other one was dirty so I used the first
one.
no sooner had i pulled my pants down when an almight
explosion of cr@p came out of my @rse and splattered
every thing in sight, Honestly it looked like someone had
thrown a whole big bowl of curry over the whole toilet.
There was sh!t every where, all over the seat, all over the
floor,up the front of the toilet and even some on the walls
t made me feel sick looking at it.
How it missed my trousers and shoes i will never know,
I thought F#ck, what do I do now, so I peered through the
door and luckily no one was about so I waddled into the next
cubicle, and was just wiping my @rse when I heard some
one walk in to the toilets.
He must have been in a hurry cos he went into the sh!tty
cubicle next to me, turned around, locked the door and sat
down before he realised what he had just sat on.
I could hardly hold my stomach as I was laughing so much.
He was shouting and understandably very upset ,
when I come out of the cubicle he was washing MY sh!t off of himself in the sinks.
He looked at me with a knowing Glare.
I went back into the cinema, sat down next to my wife and
laughed all the way through the rest of the film , which must
have looked strange as it wasn't a comedy.
Bet you wish you hadn't asked now
2007-05-16 08:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by jabelite 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
i like a guy who has likes this other girl but asks a different girl on a date from another school, but i decided that i hate the girl he likes so i am going to play some mean tricks on her even though she's nice and i don't really know her that well. i'm really shy but i decided that i WILL go out with THIS guy. xD true story... kinda sad though...
2007-05-17 17:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I want to spend the day shopping on friday so I'm going to pull a sicky at work!!!
2007-05-16 02:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dingle-Dongle 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm paying for a subscription to a gym and I haven't been in a year...
2007-05-18 04:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by Corrigan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im going to have a kebab tonight even though im on a diet ! i will be slim one day ! hey Corrigan can i borrow your gym subscription? you pay still :) !!
2007-05-18 12:43:09 · answer #7 · answered by shopperholicrachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I prefer salad to antelope.
2007-05-17 13:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by BOOM 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Every day I can literally visualise my husband's many painful death. Of course all natural or accidental. No murders of course. I hate control freaks and men who physically and mentally abuse women.
2007-05-16 03:14:57 · answer #9 · answered by Survivor 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm supposed to be working
2007-05-16 02:09:56 · answer #10 · answered by Begbie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋