Why does William Lane Craig keep asking to debate me?

Question

and where are the man's pants?

Answer 1

He asked me, too, but I told him that I needed a guarantee of 72 virgins waiting for me in heaven if he won.

Answer 2

All right, all right, Starchild here
Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip
And come on up to the Mothership.
Loose Booty, doin' the bump. Hustle on over here.