1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? ..... Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? .... Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? .... They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water? .... You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? .... Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? .... Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? .... A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? .... Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? .... Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? .... Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? .... Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? .... Frostbite.
13. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? .... Anyone Can Roast Beef.
14. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? .... Right Where You Left Him.
15. Why Do Go
2007-05-15 15:38:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You forgot a few...
How do you catch a polar Bear?
You first cut a hole inthe ice, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear goes up to the take a pea, you run up behind him and kick him in the "Ice Hole!" LOL
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean?
"BOB"
Where can a waitress with only one leg get a job?
"IHOP" (and her name should be "ILEANE"
2007-05-15 15:52:51 · answer #1 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10
2007-05-15 22:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, now I'm even madder but happy. Thx
2007-05-15 22:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by X Fighter 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
#9 was the best but, not really up on #15 ?????!!??
2007-05-16 00:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15. Why Do Go...?
2007-05-15 23:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by jungal95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r right funny and i feel better already :D
2007-05-15 22:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by fanny7336 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O! I needed that. Thank you. I'm stealing it. ;)
2007-05-15 22:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by bookish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-05-15 22:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh these stink
2007-05-15 22:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica W 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
zzzzzzzzzzzz.....boring
2007-05-16 02:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by know_b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋