A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you... You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday
2007-05-15 13:22:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats the stuff right there 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-15 14:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha the old man goes down south haha
2007-05-15 20:25:43 · answer #2 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before but I still think it's cute.
2007-05-15 20:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-15 21:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-15 20:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by Volleyball Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious
2007-05-15 20:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by Haley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true things he says
2007-05-15 20:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by Chocolate for The Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still good !!
2007-05-15 21:28:01 · answer #8 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋