A WOMANS POEM
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his mother used to do...
2007-05-15 12:46:07 · 10 answers · asked by kw2005rt 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ughhhh
When my dad was alive and he didn't like something I made, he'd simply say, "I don't think you need to make this anymore."
2007-05-15 12:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To a toddler Dancing in the Wind by technique of William Butler Yeats Dance there upon the shore; What want have you ever to guard wind or water's roar? And tumble out your hair That the salt drops have moist; Being youthful you haven't any longer consumer-friendly The fool's triumph, nor yet Love lost as quickly as gained, Nor the terrific labourer lifeless And each and every of the sheaves to bind. What want have you ever to dread The sizeable crying of wind! My answer: (you are the toddler, of a solid and lone soul. alongside you will dance back in the wind Aeolian keepers activates 'll take care of your scarf your desire 'll come across chook's hoping sing)
2016-12-17 13:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb!
2007-05-18 09:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by HooHoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aahhhh yes! If it were me I wouldn't just smack him. He would be living in another zip code.
LOVE IT!
My daughter just sent this to me. I'm so glad you posted it.
Women are great aren't they?
2007-05-17 09:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by LucySD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Now that one was funny!
2007-05-15 12:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by ValkyrieSpice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him i am not your mother now get over it and you cook and sew and ect .ect ect
2007-05-15 13:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha good one...hahaha goood one he prolly deserved it too...hahahaha
2007-05-15 13:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by reasonz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! thaqt was funny! one star for you!!! (can this get me your best answer?!?)
2007-05-15 14:05:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL love it
2007-05-15 12:49:11 · answer #9 · answered by confusedandfrustrated!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-15 12:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by mej. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋