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we all worship the great overlord Kain.
we do this by offering our first born and wife every week. also, we give him 12 cows, 40 chicken eggs, 7 goats, and 3 dogs every 2 hours. do you think this will catch on?

2007-05-15 11:38:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

Anyone named Kain is worth worshiping, so yes.

2007-05-15 12:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Write up a sacred text, claim that it's divinely inspired, and kill all the competition and it'll catch on just fine (just take a look at christianity!)

Rave

2007-05-15 18:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by Raven Winterstide 3 · 0 0

You cannot have a religion that goes against the civil laws. You cannot kill in the name of your religion as an act of religious liberty.

2007-05-15 18:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like too much effort to me.

2007-05-15 18:42:12 · answer #4 · answered by qamper 5 · 1 0

Too much work. We need a religion where stuff is done for us.

2007-05-15 18:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 0 0

i do not think your 'religion' will catch.

i also think you are not serious about the whole thing in the least.

2007-05-15 18:41:07 · answer #6 · answered by Union Jack 4 · 0 0

you can start a religion, but not many people will probably follow it

2007-05-15 18:42:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I just came here for the cheese.
*takes the cheese*

2007-05-15 18:40:54 · answer #8 · answered by Scott B 4 · 1 0

Find jehovah
www.watchtower.org

2007-05-15 18:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by bcole4ever803 2 · 0 0

this is America, do what ever the hell you want. However I will not follow you.

2007-05-15 18:42:06 · answer #10 · answered by the shiz 5 · 0 0

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