Question Details: I am so darn bored, tell me a joke, a trajic story about your love life (make one up I don't care),etc. Do what ever you can do to get me unbored, the person who I feel did the best job will get chosen for best answer.
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Oh, and please don't tell me this is not the section, there isn't a section for this kind of thing. I will click whatever section Yahoo! answers thinks is right.
2007-05-15 10:58:05 · 12 answers · asked by Dreamer 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
caught my ex boyfriend cheating on me with my mother 3 weeks ago. now she's pregnant and is having his baby. the thing is, he's 16. its illegal, right. so now my mother asked me to move out because she thinks i'm going to threaten her by calling the cops. my mother is 40. thats a big age difference. last night my ex called me cos he wants my mother to leave him alone. he wants her to have the baby, but he wants to start a family with me. i told him that i am to young and i don't know why he'd consider asking me to raise a child that isn't mine. eventually i reconsidered. my mother is due in september. should i call the cops on my mother?
2007-05-23 09:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by phoenixchi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay so apparently my boyfriend has been cheating on me but the way I found out was through the guy I cheated on him with. I didn't really think it was cheating because he kissed me and then told me that we should go further because my boyfriend has been having sex with loads of other girls because He can't Hit the same S*** over and over again...so I asked him about it (my boyfriend) and he said that it was a lie...that the guy told me so that he could get in my pants...go figure. So I told him that I believed him and I have been good ever since and I hope to god he has too. He left a week ago for the military he won't be home until October what do you think?
2007-05-16 17:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by shopriteismylife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am desperately in love with a young man way too old for me, or so says the people around me. two years. two little years. will that matter in 5 ;years when we're older. not one bit. now that he is in a different school i spend every day wishing i would still see him passing me by in the hall, but i am left with a lonely ghost of what was once the happiest moment of my day. when he smiled at me. oh the happiness i experienced when he was near me. i spend every lazy moment roleplaying if he walked down the street towards me, if he knocked on my door, if he walked up to me and told me he loved me back. but the only compliment i was left to ponder for nearly a year was followed with the comment of me being too young. again i am thwarted by my extreme maturity and affection for those who are older. this has happened many a time. seems at least once a year someone says, oh your nice and all but only if you were a bit older. this is my story.
2007-05-15 18:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by nonya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so about 3 weeks ago, me and my friends were at school. we were having lunch.. one of my friends was having a bad day cause she had just broked up with her boyfriend. so 2 of my friends were with the one that was crying. i didnt know what was going on. i was eating lunch, with my other friends. so then i got up to throw my trash out, and i wanted to know what was going on with my other friend. so i was running slowly, toward some stairs, so i could go up to the bleachers. so i was running and next thing i new i did a split on the stairs. i had missed a step going up and one of my legs went one way and the other went the other. it was wierd, and i didnt move for like 2 min.. i was so embarresed.. everyone was looking at me.it was the joke of the day,, i even mad my crying friend laugh, and everyone was laught for the rest of lunch.. true story...... and a embarssing story..
2007-05-15 18:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by Crazy♦Beautiful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, so I have a crush on this dude, and he was walking past me when I was talking to my best friend about who she likes, and he was all, "who do you like" to me, and I was like, "No one", and he was like, looking all dissapointed. So then, that was 1 week ago. Then he come up and says, do you like horror movies, and I said no, so he pouted and walked away, not before saying that was a shame because he was going to see one tonight, so I thought maybe he likes me. That was 3 days ago. Then today, he was all, do you like dogs, and I said yes, so he pulls this dog with a heart out of his backpack, and gives it to me. Now I really think he likes me. So today, he starts talking to me, and then I ask him out, and he's all, NO! I started crying and my best friend explained that there was a bet going on to see if he was able to convince me to go out with him. I was so sad! But, I'm totally over it now. And its only been 4 hours!
P.S. I MADE THIS STORY UP!
2007-05-15 18:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So there was this guy named Frank and he got miserably drunk at a bar one Friday night. It was nearly closing time when Frank tried to order another drink. The bartender, trying to look out for his customers said to Frank :
"Look you've had enough. It's time for you to go home."
Frank decided to agree and walked on out of the bar. About five minutes later Frank busted through the front door and said:
"Gimmie a Scotch on the rocks."
The bartender said: "No Frank. You're wasted man."
A few minutes later Frank stumbled through the side door of the bar and said:
"Give me a Scotch on the rocks."
The bartender said, "Frank, you're too drunk for another drink now get outta here!!"
Frank said, "Alright, alright I'm going."
Five minutes later, Frank comes busting in through the back door, "I need a Scotch on the Rocks, please."
The bartender said, "Frank I'm not telling you again!! I'm not gonna pour you another drink!! Go home!!!"
Frank paused and said, "Damn, Larry, .....how many bars you work at?
2007-05-16 20:47:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...you never did answer my other question. You could always do that. Maybe that would help!!! Lil
It's a shame you can't answer your own questions though, now isn't it?
2007-05-15 18:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by Honesty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last week i must have sat chocolate and didn't notice until ppl started laughing at me and one guy told me i should have more control over my bowels coz it looked like i'd s***t myself...not very funny...just plain humiliating.at least i've left and will never return again lol
2007-05-15 18:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by sassy_bliss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm ln not very good telling jokes but.........
Ok so its the 1st day of school and a little girl comes mad from school, cursing, punching, yelling.
She says:
-"mom l don't like that school, everybody says lm clueless!!!!"
Then says the mom:
-"sweety, you don't live here and lm not your mom"
The very same day, the girls brother comes also from school and he is FURIOUS!!
he says:
-"mom l hate that school, everyone there call me warewolf!!"
the mom says:
-"shut the hell up and brush your face!!!!!"
hahaha, see lm not very good but atleast l tried to cheer u up.
2007-05-16 16:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
this really hot guy i had lots of seual tension for for like months couldn't get hard when i was so ready to give it to him- damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-16 16:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋