2007-05-15 10:46:18 · 7 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Right where you left him. :)
2007-05-15 10:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mathlady 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This pirate was arrested for stealing at sea (that's what pirates do, you know) but he said he was completely innocent and was at home with his mum at the time.
The court didn't believe him of course. He didn't have a leg to stand on!
2007-05-15 10:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At the table store buying new legs
2007-05-15 10:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by offlights 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... on the computer downloading music?
2007-05-15 10:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on the parrots shoulder
2007-05-15 10:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would be hooking up somwwhere...
Or... Thre feet under his parrot...
2007-05-15 10:50:17 · answer #6 · answered by Gordon B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the floor
2007-05-15 10:57:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋