Cheer me up please!!!?

Question

my ex is with someone else and i am lonely. please cheer me up!

Answer 1

Get a puppy. A girl puppy. They attract women plus they are like Prozac without the nasty side-affects.
The reason I say girl is that for some reason I always feel slightly jealous when I'm with a man who has another lady in his life, even if it is a dog.
To me, there is nothing more attractive that seeing a man playing with his dog, or taking it for a run. It show stability, and the ability to nurture.

Answer 2

READ THIS :)

An oldie but goodie!

This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and *** kissing that will put you over the top!
If I may add one more equation:
W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W
23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23 = 170
HOPE U R LAUGHYING NOW

Regards

Answer 3

That's tough. But your ex can't make you happy or unhappy unless you let them. Only you can do that. So have a day or two to be miserable and then look within for the happiness that is waiting to come out. Look at the sky and the flowers and the sun and the cat that rolls in the leaves. Look at the mother who cuddles her child on the bus. These are the things that matter.

Answer 4

I suspect that no one can cheer you up but you. You cannot change what has happened and must move forward, each day things will be a little better. Try to get yourself involved in something that you want to do, but had no time for in the past.
Living Well IS truly the best Revenge.

~

Answer 5

Get yourself a couple of dvd's like Shrek even if you have seen it, never fails to cheer me up.Make yourself a toasted cheese sandwich and a huge mug of coffee and just forget about him . Think of things that he did to irritate you and then wish your self good-luck that you are rid of him. There are plenty more fish in the sea, yeah yeah know that is what everybody says but it is true.

Answer 6

Well, firstly, my dear, you are going to meet someone dashing, generous, and handsome any day now ... I see it in your stars. Secondly, my dear, she is going to make him miserable, empty his pocket book and take him for everything he has. When it finally dawns on him he should have never left you, the new love will be sooo into you and you into him you can't even think of going back to the old guy. How's that?

Answer 7

An old married couple are on the porch rocking in their rocking chairs. All of a sudden...slap. "what wuz thet fer maw?", asked the man. "That's for being so little down there." SLAP! "Whut wuz that fer paw?", He replied, "that's for knowing there's 2 different sizes."

Answer 8

Think of how nice it will be to meet somebody new. Somebody who will bring you happiness and smiles to your face. Think of yourself as lucky, you broke up for a reason and now you have a chance to go out and explore. To find somebody else who will truly make you happy.

Answer 9

Go to the grocery store and buy a family-size roll of chocolate chip cookie dough and a gallon of Edy's Vanilla Bean ice cream; that's what I do.

Answer 10

Well I can let you know you are not alone, cause just yeterday my ex called me to say that she was back with her ex. It hurts... but sometimes the end really isn't the end.