The Mournful Man...
A friend reminded me about the time he was putting flowers on his Grandmother's grave when he noticed a man, very distraught, in front of a tombstone several yards away.
The man was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back and forth head tilted upward to heaven, tears streaming down his cheeks, moaning softly,
"Why did you die? Why did you die?"
Over and over again.
Cal was overcome with emotion at the sight and went over to the poor man to try and console him.
"Why did you die? Why did you die?" Again and again.
Cal gently put his arm around the man and half whispered to him, "My Grandmother is buried just over there, is a loved one of yours buried here?"
"No," sniffled the man, "It's my wife's first husband."
2007-05-15 07:58:18 · 9 answers · asked by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was good. How about this one?
Two goldfish are in a tank. The first one asks "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
2007-05-15 08:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha ha
2007-05-15 15:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aawwwwwwwwwwwwww thats so mean....yet funny good job!!!!! lol
2007-05-15 15:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!! Good one! lol
2007-05-15 15:02:33 · answer #4 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe good one
2007-05-15 15:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by gorilon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was worried @ 1st but thats funny!!!!
2007-05-15 15:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I like it. :D
2007-05-15 15:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by **Megan <3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is very funny!!!!!!!
2007-05-15 15:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by YouWishYouWereMe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA I like very much!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-15 15:01:57 · answer #9 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋