2007-05-15 07:55:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First Man: I bet I can make you speak like a Red Indian?
Second Man: How?
First Man: Told you I could.
YOU DID ASK!
;-)
2007-05-15 08:05:25 · answer #1 · answered by BLING 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road. Cos it wanted to get to the other side. RUBBISH.
2007-05-15 15:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between a ginger and a red-brick...?
a red-brick gets laid!!!! ...
heard it today and thought it was **** and I'm a brunette ...
2007-05-15 15:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by Taz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this hehe...
police have found a man with one eye named George. They haven't named the other eye yet!
2007-05-15 14:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by funkygurl123 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as in mean?? or stupidist?
because worst definetely goes to this kid in my school...my friends bf was like "dude, tell a joke" so he was like "Ok...why are there waves in the ocean??" and so we were kinda like "why....?" and he goes "Because whales have sex!!"
2007-05-15 14:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by onetwothree 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You had to ask....
Why did the skeleton cross the road
- to go to the body shop
.... It is totally not original!!!!!
2007-05-15 15:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by fluffy the evil one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait!
I got one, twas told to me when I was about 10, still haven't figured it out but, here goes...
2 penguins sitting in a bath.
the one says to the other: "could you pass the soap please?"
and the other one turns around and says...................................................................................................
"What do you think I am? A radio!?"
2007-05-15 15:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man was drowning. a boat came to save him he says "no thank you God will save me" another boat comes he says "no thank you God will save me" so he drowns and when he gets to heaven he asks God "God why didnt you save me" and God replys "i sent you two friggin boats!"
2007-05-15 15:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by niknikx3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's been plenty on here
2007-05-15 14:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two irish men sitting on the floor "one fell off".......you did ask !!
2007-05-15 14:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋