There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.
"When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.
"I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."
2007-05-15 07:42:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!! so so funny, i can't stop laughin. a star for you
2007-05-15 07:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by ♥KeLsEy♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Mournful Man...
A friend reminded me about the time he was putting flowers on his Grandmother's grave when he noticed a man, very distraught, in front of a tombstone several yards away.
The man was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back and forth head tilted upward to heaven, tears streaming down his cheeks, moaning softly,
"Why did you die? Why did you die?"
Over and over again.
Cal was overcome with emotion at the sight and went over to the poor man to try and console him.
"Why did you die? Why did you die?" Again and again.
Cal gently put his arm around the man and half whispered to him, "My Grandmother is buried just over there, is a loved one of yours buried here?"
"No," sniffled the man, "It's my wife's first husband."
2007-05-15 08:24:38 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-05-15 09:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAH. Thats pretty good.
2007-05-15 07:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
posted already but still funny
2007-05-15 07:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was a good one. heres a star.
2007-05-15 07:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ab fab
2007-05-15 08:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥J3NN1F3R♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOOD ONE LOL
2007-05-15 07:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by bobbyoliviakyle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was GREAT!!!!! Really loved that one!
2007-05-15 07:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by carileanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one centurion, like it, like it.
2007-05-15 07:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Tripod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋