A biker was riding on a highway along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said:
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said: "Lord, please build a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required would have to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "'Bout that bridge -- you want two lanes or four?"
2007-05-15 07:08:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol like it. see even the lord doesnt understand us! ty star for you!
2007-05-15 08:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by rockin awesome person ;) 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-05-15 07:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by FireBug 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA advantageous heres one for you we've been given informed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to assert 2 words each and every seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders convey him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years pass. they convey about him back in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable nutrition.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years pass. they convey about him in for his 2 words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not astonishing,” the elders say. “You’ve finished not something yet ***** in view which you purchased right here.”
2016-11-04 00:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but it wasn't a biker. Kinda cute the first time you hear it.
2007-05-15 07:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I'll give you a star!
2007-05-15 07:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by JoAnn B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a lady, but the joke is funny.
2007-05-15 07:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by wakum6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why must men be like that, but it is still funny.
2007-05-15 07:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, very cute
2007-05-15 07:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by lil'bit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good...star 4 u!
2007-05-15 07:18:13 · answer #9 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thatz very funny but we are not all like that just some of us(not me)!!!!
2007-05-15 07:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by FireStar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋