Would anyone cheer....?

Question

me up today? having a bad day at work, could use a hug or a kiss from someone to make me smile....the more descriptive answer gets the best answer....send me a reply, guys and girls...

23/f

Answer 1

where do you want the kisses? ok ok three for each cheek, on e for yr forehead , oh you want more....... a big hug. but promise you have to pay it forward. give someone a hug a you will feel much much better.

Answer 2

I hope this helps!
"Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of
jalapenos -- you never know what's going to burn your ***."

I can only please one person per day. Today is not
your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing
sound they make as they go flying by.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get
along without it.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and most days
the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he
isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be
needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a
perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the
sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the
ceiling?

My reality check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the
escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding
through peanut butter.

Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their
level then beat you with experience.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a
kick in the butt.

Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you
won't be promoted.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at
the end of the month than you did before.

The more **** you put up with, the more **** you are
going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and
carry a clipboard.

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without a stiff one, make him a sandwich!

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it!

How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Answer 3

Here's something I got in an email awhile back:
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

5. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

12. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks

13. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

14. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ..they're cramming for their final exam.

15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I
wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?

16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

17. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

19 Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

21. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

22. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

23. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

Answer 4

Aww. I'm so sorry you're having a bad day. Here we go. I put my arm around you and give you a nice hug. Then I tell you that everything will be okay and life will go on. That we all have bad days every once in awhile. Then I kiss you on the forehead and send you back to work. You are now revitalized and feel much better about everything. Hugs and Kisses XOXOXOXOXO!

Answer 5

I'll come pick you up at work and give you a hug, tell your boss sorry but you have to take the rest of the day off. then we can go out, have some fun, I'm not sure what you like to do but whatever that is we would do it...at the end of the day, a kiss, you know one of those that takes your breath away....well hopefully that brought a little smile to your face on a bad day..........26/m btw

Answer 6

I needed one yesterday, too! But I woke up this morning and saw the sun coming up and decided to make the best out of the day. I just got repremanded @ work for something that was'nt my fault. I just let it go, blow it away. I'm 41 and am just learning how to deal with other peoples insecurities. I can't change anything that I did not bring on myself. I'm sending you a big HUG, and KISS XOXO. and some love!

Answer 7

The good thing about today is that it will be gone tomorrow.
Here are some hugs a very tall glass of your favorite beverage and me sitting in front of you my mouth is zipped so all I can do is listen and nod. We're going to get you out of that frump In the process we are going to decorate your office to the nines we are going to dress you to the nines we are going all and all out and yes for finishing touches we are going to buy some whimsical fun things that can dot here and there and when you feel down you can look at one of those whimsical things and it will make you smile. I believe we should invent something like pet buttons and or bring back pet rocks.

Answer 8

ITs almost over but here is a joke for ya.

Girls night out
>>
>>
>>
>> Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
>>
>> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told
>> my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
>>
>> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
>> 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
>> cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
>> realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
>> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
>> solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
>> totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
>> MIDNITE!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
>> told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away
>> with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked
>> him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
>> then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
>> cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
>> over the coffee table and farted."


HUGS tightly and squishes all the stress away.
hope this joke cheered u up

Answer 9

I would bring flowers to your job and give you a very very big hug. Then if time would permit, we would go somewhere and I would listen to why your having a bad day. After you have vented, you would get another big hug and a kiss on the forehead.

P.S. You have dinner waiting for you when you get off :)

Answer 10

Here's a hug for ya sorry your having a bad day