"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. You look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? That‘s new"
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook?"
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch?"
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird poop!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
2007-05-15 06:33:07 · 8 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey,
That was really funny and i hadn't heard it before. Can you do me a favor and vote me best answer cause i haven't gotten voted yet and i really want someone to.
2007-05-15 06:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by ♠ Conƒused Band Fяeak ♠ ® ツ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny thatnks, you got a star from me.
2007-05-15 06:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-15 06:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! ha ha ha ha! Arrrrrrgh!
2007-05-15 06:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Phat MD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god lol that was funny i didnt exspect that lol
2007-05-15 06:38:52 · answer #5 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soo funny very good!!!
2007-05-15 07:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by FireStar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha... I love it!
2007-05-15 06:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by princess526_2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo ho ho
2007-05-15 08:42:08 · answer #8 · answered by count alucard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋