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I had a fortune cookie that actually told the future. Do I convert? Here is what it said "You will be hungery again in 10 minutes." Creepy, I know. Must I bow to the awsome powers of the god of fortune cookie prophesy?

2007-05-15 06:27:55 · 7 answers · asked by Michael M 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

Resist the lure of false prophecy and fake religion. Return to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh).

2007-05-15 06:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I don't know if you want the resonable answer or to keep a joke going.... so here's to resonable... it is common for people to say that when you eat chineese food you are hungry again in 10 minutes I've eaten chineese food and it's really not true... however it's a common saying... so those who print fortune cookies heard about this common saying and was looking for a fool to beleive it... it seems they found one... I could only guess how many they had to print to find you... ok so I guess I can keep the joke going with reason too....

2007-05-15 06:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No just eat your lunch before you open the fortune cookie next time.

2007-05-15 06:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 3 0

The god of spelling is still the highest form of worship and you have committed a sin. Several of them as a matter of fact.

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2007-05-15 06:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by vinslave 7 · 3 0

No, there is but one god, the mighty Flying Spaggetti Monster, Reject him at your peril.

2007-05-15 06:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ginger Ninja 4 · 1 0

Next time go out for thai food.

2007-05-15 06:30:55 · answer #6 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 2 0

give me one, im starving

2007-05-15 06:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by Pisces 6 · 2 0

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