What is the best joke!! EVER!!?

Answer 1

This one...












Ha... Ha... Ha... I typed it in invisible ink so no one else could copy it!!!!

Answer 2

How about this one?
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the labourers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he cannot hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signals. He points to his eye meaning 'I' then at his knee meaning 'need' then he moves his hand back and forth meaning 'handsaw'.
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, 'What the hell is wrong with you? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'
The labourer looks at the construction worker and says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

Answer 3

These 2 idiots were looking for work. They entered a road construction office, and got hired painting road stripes. first day, 1/2 mile painted. second day, 1/4 mile painted. third day, 1/8 mile painted.

boss calls them in, complains about decrease in progress, fires them. They walk out, one turns to the other and says,


"what an idiot, doesnt he realize the paint bucket is getting farther away every day?"

Answer 4

this one blond joke that goes.... there once was a brunete, red head, and a blond. they were stranded in the dessert. An army team was aiming there guns at them getting ready to shoot so the brunnte goes up and says ready aim TORNADO! and runs off. the red head says ready aim HURRICANE! and runs off. the blond goes up and says ready aim FIRE! and she's dead.

Answer 5

the joke of the cowboy and the donkey in the bar... or Johnny godeeper

Answer 6

There's an old married couple. The wife suggests they have pizza for dinner and asks her husband to pick one up.
"Let me write down exactly what we want or you'll forget." she says to him.
"No, I won't forget." he assures her.
"No, you always forget details. Now remember, we want the hand tossed... You're not writing it down!"
"Got it. Hand tossed."
"Pepperoni on one side and... write this down!"
"I've got it. Hand-tossed, half-pepperoni."
"The other side sausage, peppers, and olives. Will you please write this down!"
"No, I've got it."
"Do not order onions. You ordered onions last time and it gave me gas."
"No onions, of course.."
"Are you sure you can remember it all?"
"Yes. Not to worry."
"I just know you're going to forget SOMETHING."
"Not to worry. I have it all down up here." he said as he taps his head and leaves.
Soon afterwards, he comes back with two double-scooped ice cream cones.
"You senile old fool!" snapped his wife. "I knew this would happen! You forgot the nuts!"

Answer 7

That can NEVER. It is a continuing process of thing and there can't be saturating point.

Answer 8

So many,