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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

2007-05-15 04:16:33 · 12 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

a bartender

2007-05-15 04:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0 0

The answer is pressure...

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it. for example-->in an airplane your ears pop under pressure!

2007-05-15 12:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by ReedRothchild 3 · 0 0

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )


With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.

2007-05-15 11:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by Oops 6 · 5 1

Cold.
Or cold air fits most.
Except the Pop part at the end.

2007-05-16 06:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 0 0

The answer is NO... to the question, Can you guess this riddle?

2007-05-15 11:23:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pressure it fits in my eyes

2007-05-15 18:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by bobard_69 1 · 0 0

time

2007-05-15 11:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by Big Matt 2 · 0 0

I've heard this multiple times, and I don't know the answer to this either.. good luck to us!

2007-05-15 11:21:10 · answer #8 · answered by firegirl90 3 · 0 1

I think Strawber has it

2007-05-15 11:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No,.........sigh........and neither can anyone else give a correct answer.

2007-05-15 13:09:49 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

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