i think i am. maybe.
2007-05-15 03:58:01 · 10 answers · asked by Mynni 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is there peace on earth for all mankind? No? Then you're not the messiah.
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2007-05-15 04:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Hatikvah 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Have you ever walked on water...without it being frozen or in a hockey arena? Have you ever brought someone back to life, and not using CPR, I mean like flat line, starting to rigor, and you fix it for them? Have you ever had your dumb self nailed to a wooden cross, you side speared, beat to within hearbeats of death, died, and rose again only to freak out your best friends and wife? If you, you may be a messiah...but actually, I'm leaning toward you being a redneck!!!
2007-05-15 11:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Wandering C 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The next messiah will wake up one morning and find banana trees growing in his yard.
2007-05-15 11:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by kappalokka 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm. Take a boat out on a lake. Get out of it and try to walk on the water.
If you sink...you're not the Messiah. Sorry.
2007-05-15 11:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by Wild About Harry 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ALL you people putting on these kinds of questions just really think you are cute don't you?? Every idle word that comes out of your mouths you are going to be judged for,,, I pity you and your childish mess. Believe me,, when Christ comes honey you will know who the Messiah is,, and it ain't gonna be you... You can bet the farm on that....
2007-05-15 11:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by littlecwoman 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Voices in your head are a good reason to go see a head doctor.
2007-05-15 11:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When you can suffer death and then bring yourself back to life, check back with me and then I might listen to you.
2007-05-15 11:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by Veritas 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, you are not. There cannot be a "next" messiah.
Now, before you ask: because I said so.
2007-05-15 11:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by Sgt Pepper 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
then first save yourself
2007-05-15 11:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by bluebear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is but one messiah and he already exixts...there can be no next
2007-05-15 11:00:53 · answer #10 · answered by Robert K 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋