A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
2007-05-15 03:28:46 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
liked it...star4 u
2007-05-15 04:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by k9mpgsd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-05-15 03:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-21 08:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. I laughed so hard I snorted. Not what I was expecting. Funny. Very good. So gross, but still so funny.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-15 03:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by spicy_salsa69 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old 1 but still raised a smile
2007-05-15 03:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cut above the rest,nice
2007-05-19 00:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-05-15 03:35:20 · answer #7 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww but gt a fums up
2007-05-18 03:53:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too gross and will be happy not to get the 10.
2007-05-20 20:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good not heard that before.
2007-05-15 03:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by des c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just a giggle
not worth starring it
2007-05-15 03:34:39 · answer #11 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋