That's the least he could have done for Mary after she was sexually assaulted by God.
2007-05-15 03:24:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, perhaps when he found out it was a Sunday and nothing was opened, and when he called the next day he was on hold for, like, 3 hours and gave up and them promptly forgot it was going to happen because he was so busy having dinners with his friends and healing people and such. So, when they came and took him away he was like 'Oh ****'
Though, I do believe the most obvious answer is that he did take a life insurance policy, thats why Mary wasn't that sad when he died. His whore girlfriend was more sad then the mother was because she didn't get a cent of his payout. Bet Mary wasnt laughing when he arose and had to give back the money.
Oh. And its not sexual abuse if she enjoyed it.
2007-05-15 03:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, Mary was not sexually assaulted by God. God's plan was to have Jesus be born of a virgin woman, that's Mary. That is important to know that because it shows that Mary was clean so that Jesus could be born.
Second, Jesus knew he was going to be crucified. He knew that he was following God's will and not his own, if he was following his own will then he would have done something to not be crucified. He's given so many miracles that you would think he would perform a miracle on himself.
2007-05-15 03:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by nevilleman22 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That would be insurance fraud though a few days later when the Insurance Agent saw him walking around.
2007-05-15 03:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because he knew he was going to be alive again 3 days later, thus wasted money on that. He could spend on whores instead.
2007-05-15 03:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by icycloud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm fairly confident that life insurance policies were not available in that day and age.
2007-05-15 03:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by jordanhendon 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you have the power to raise yourself from the dead, you don't need life insurance.
Viva Christo Rey!
2007-05-15 03:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by Veritas 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well he did leave his blood for mary to drink and offered his flesh for her eat so that makes them even :)
2007-05-15 03:28:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jesse B 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
if he lived in to day yea..but what other family other than mary and his "dad" did he have who would get the money from his death??
but back in his day i dont think they had those
2007-05-15 03:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by It's Saturday 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He did ,He had a resurrection policy.And it paid off.John took care of Mary.She volunteered for that "invitro fertilization" process....No assault.
2007-05-15 03:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't believe that mayrterdom is a covered item.
2007-05-15 03:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋