A rich woman named Christina had a heart attack and was taken to hospital.
While she was on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?"
God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
So, when she recovered, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, her nose reconstructed, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair.
She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years to live, she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of the hospital front after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?"
God replied, "Christina! I didn't recognize you!"
Please star if you think its funny
Thanks
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2007-05-15 02:55:48 · 24 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
humm...
2007-05-15 02:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke, but God is outside of time so the punch line is quite possible without making God forgetful
2007-05-21 20:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Nev 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No star but I will send you a pair of my ex girlfriends knickers
2007-05-15 10:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by pigsblood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No stars yet. Wonder why
OMG 15 stars? Some people will laugh at anything
2007-05-15 10:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's a good one - star for you!
2007-05-15 10:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star
2007-05-15 10:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's mildly amusing but I'm afraid it doesn't warrant a star.
2007-05-15 10:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
Keep them coming their great
*your cool*
=)
2007-05-22 02:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is the question? Go to jokes and riddles.
2007-05-15 18:47:42 · answer #9 · answered by Dawn M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-05-15 10:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2007-05-15 10:03:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋