I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco
and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. Everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and was hit by a car.
2007-05-15 02:12:13 · 20 answers · asked by Lord of the Sovereign Ring 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Thats a fantastic story!! But did that really happen? Or is it one of your "stories" lol
2007-05-16 00:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but maybe it wasn't really a dumb question. Maybe she was wanting to strike up a conversation about your dogs and just went about it the wrong way. I'm pretty sure she knew you already had a dog. Its people like you that keep people from speaking to one another while waiting in line 2 feet apart from one another. She probably went home and told her friends what an *ss she met in the store!
2007-05-15 11:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by SDHATL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really envy you! I was never that flexible. Imagine the power of Winalot!
2007-05-15 03:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by TP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does anyone else hate when people try to pawn a funny story off as their own? Try to be original next time!
2007-05-15 02:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by edmistonlee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke has been flying round on e mail for weeks now. Think of something original to say.
2007-05-15 02:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by Lily 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Heard it before but still funny.
I buy dog food for my dogs to eat. I only chew the bones.
2007-05-15 02:20:24 · answer #6 · answered by puggylover 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats good
2007-05-15 02:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it is still funny
2007-05-15 02:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by Sonneblom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!... Arf Arf!... Slobber... Arf!...Arf!... scratch...Arfety!... Arf!... Arfety Arf! Arf!
("I not allowed to lick me balls in the road...I wait 'till I'm home with people coming round for tea...")
2007-05-15 08:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha i like a lot!
Personally i buy dog food to feed my dogs though!!! LOL
2007-05-15 02:16:40 · answer #10 · answered by SmallFry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋