Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact.?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Whats a mans idea of foreplay.?
Half hour of begging.
A boy born with no eyelids is to have pioneering surgery using foreskins.
His parents just hope it doesn't make him cockeyed.
How does a welshman improve his girlfriends taste.?
Mint sauce.
Why did God create men.?
Because vibrators cant mow the lawn.
What do you call the insensitive part at the base of the penis.?
The man.
Why is there a hole in a guys penis.?
So air can get to his brain.
Why did the Irishman put ice in his condom.?
To try to bring the swelling down.
A policeman comes to tell Paddy's wife about his untimely death by drowning in a vat of beer. "Did he suffer.?" said the wife, "I don't think so" said the policeman "He came out three times to pee"
How do men sort their laundry.?
Dirty and dirty but wearable.
What do you 12 naked men sitting on each others shoulders.?
Scrotum pole.
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