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Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

2007-05-14 14:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

well you will need six pigs for the job

you need to starve the pigs first

you will need to cut the giraffe into atleaset 8 pieces for the sake of the pigs

the pigs will go through bone like butter, a full grown pig will eat two pounds of uncooked meat in a minute

hence the saying "greedy as a pig"

then purchase an industrial sized blender from amazon.com

grind up the pigs into a smoothie using a recipe from the food network

give the smoothies to 10 people,

once they finish all of the smoothie stuff them into the refrigerator

and that is a step by step instruction on how to put a giraffe in your refrigerator.

any questions???

2007-05-14 15:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by legionmober 2 · 0 0

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

2007-05-14 14:51:56 · answer #3 · answered by Katrina 3 · 0 0

MK.
Follow theese 10 steps.
1) Go to the zoo.
2) Steal a giraffe
3) Bring it home
4) If someone see's you with it, say that its a doll
5) Open your refrigerator,
6) Put his head in the freezer,
7) His body in the fridge.
8) If a little pops out...Says its a decoration of a bag.
9) Close the fridge
10) Pretend nothing happend.

Thats all.
I would'nt do that though, if i were you.

2007-05-15 10:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by נessιcα. 5 · 0 0

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

2007-05-14 14:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by Lt_Cmdr_USN 4 · 5 0

Very, super easy. First, walk to the refrigerator door ( making sure it says refrigerator, not, FURNACE (Super Retarded Dog). Then, open the door making sure not to smash your fingers. Finally, put the giraffe into the refrigerator.


Oldie but Goodie

2007-05-14 14:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

open the refrigerator and put in the giraffe. Haha..

2007-05-14 14:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by Ferris Wheel 1 · 2 0

Very carefully, I suppose, however I don't generally make a habit of putting giraffes in my refrigerator. (The elephants take up too much space.)

2007-05-14 14:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by PJPeach 5 · 4 0

You take your dog's chew toy (which happens to be a giraffe) or a stuffed animal giraffe and stick it in by the lettuce.

2007-05-14 14:48:47 · answer #9 · answered by Be the One 2 · 0 0

one million.open the door of your refrigerator carefuly,mybe the elephant supply way on your foot !! 2.flow out the elephant from the refrigerator(take care your returned,plz .its heavy) 3.placed your folded giraffe interior the refrigerator 4. close the door.

2016-12-11 09:40:53 · answer #10 · answered by caren 4 · 0 0

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