they find a bottle, rub it, and *poof* out pops a genie.
"I will give you each a wish for freeing me."
"I wish me and my black brothers and sisters were in Africa living happy and free lives." stated the black man.
*poof* all black people are in Africa living happy and free lives.
"I wish me and my mexican brothers and sisters were in Mexico living happy and free live."
*poof* All mexicans are in mexico living happy and free lives.
The white guy looks at the genie and asks "Let me get this straight, all the blacks and hispanics are out of America?"
"Yes." replied the Genie.
"I will have a Coke, then."
2007-05-14 10:38:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard this one in Boondock Saints. I thought it was funny and I'm black.
2007-05-14 10:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by Reggie B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Well here. This one's awesomely offensive.
A twenty-something year old disabled woman with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies "I'm nearly thirty years old and I've never been ******! Will you help me?"
The man can't resist her, she's weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.
He proceeds to push the chair and says that they're going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. "How romantic", the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.
"I told you I would help you and now I will." The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. "NOW your ******!" he says and starts to row away.
2007-05-14 10:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by Erika A 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is because the white guy doesn't want to insult any black or hispanic people because coke looks brown sometimes or black
2007-05-14 10:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by Tiffany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats freakin tight
heres one back
why cant Helen Keller drive??
cause shes a woman
2007-05-14 10:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny, but a little confusing.
2007-05-14 10:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by bad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come he doesnt want to be free and go back home?
2007-05-14 10:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by War d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny. White people aren't origionally from America. They are from Europe.
2007-05-14 10:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Not funny whatsoever
2007-05-14 10:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by Caribbean Belle 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Teehee, racism teh funnyz
2007-05-14 10:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by aznraver1022 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
He better have his "Cokra Crolla" then, because he forgot about them Asians
2007-05-14 10:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by puss_n_jesus 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋