Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.
2007-05-14 08:25:22 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL (if I was on level 2 I'd star)
2007-05-14 08:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by Nacho 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-05-14 08:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by i own a zonda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about the dice but you had ME ROLLING around in laughter there!
Brilliant!
Now THAT'S worth a star.
2007-05-14 08:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that lots
here have a star from a blonde
2007-05-14 08:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-05-14 09:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO *sighs* and thats how paris made her millions
2007-05-14 09:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by Atomic-Aaron 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that was a good one you got a star from me.....
2007-05-14 08:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by lacala.girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cute.
2007-05-14 08:31:54 · answer #8 · answered by Kandie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey,that's a good one! is it orignal? mind if i use it sometimes?
2007-05-14 08:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by roche14522 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i love dat wonder if itll work in real life?????..xx
2007-05-14 08:29:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋