A guy walks into a bar, approaches the bartender
and says; "I've been working on a top-secret
project on molecular genetics for the past five
years and I've just got to talk to someone about
it."
The bartender says; "Wait a minute. Before we
talk about that, just answer me a few questions.
When a deer defecates, why does it come out like
little pellets?"
The guy didn't know that. The bartender then
asks, "Why is it that when a dog poops, it lands
on the ground and looks like a coiled rope?"
The guy again says, "I don't have any idea." The
bartender then says, "You don't know ****! and
you want to talk about molecular genetics?"
2007-05-14 08:23:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F U N N E E E E.
2007-05-14 08:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Kandie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's only funny because I studied molecular genetics
2007-05-14 15:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by Handsome Devil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly funny.
2007-05-14 15:29:09 · answer #3 · answered by Privratnik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny
2007-05-14 15:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Lucky13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That deserves only a single "Ha!"
2007-05-14 15:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by Lidya D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely nut
2007-05-14 15:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by JQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but I wont want to tell it to my friends
2007-05-14 15:26:55 · answer #7 · answered by tubasteve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i didn't laugh - potty humor isn't funny to me.
2007-05-14 15:25:31 · answer #8 · answered by ddot2882 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Not all that great.
2007-05-14 15:26:58 · answer #9 · answered by A-Bo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not
2007-05-14 15:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by black honey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋