One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"
George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.
They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if I’m ten minutes late…"
Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute… You always say you may be ten minutes late. But you’re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."
George said, "Well, that’s true – I’m superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she’s sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed."
"What if she’s lying on her back?"
George said, "That’s when I’m ten minutes late!"
2007-05-14 08:14:19 · 12 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess he was quite good at getting a 'hole in one' as he knew just where to 'putt' it.....lol
Great joke....as usual.
2007-05-14 08:39:46 · answer #1 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one I'll
give it a 4
2007-05-14 15:38:07 · answer #2 · answered by retired gentleman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad but it should have more humor at the start
2007-05-14 15:19:46 · answer #3 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO very funny!!
2007-05-14 16:27:41 · answer #4 · answered by Ghost♂ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes have a star..
2007-05-14 15:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man joke ...as usual.
2007-05-14 15:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by Boudicca 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
very good
2007-05-14 16:09:10 · answer #7 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha...havn,t heard that one ..good un...bri
2007-05-14 15:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-05-14 15:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... thanks for a laugh...... what kind of golf playing is it anyway?
2007-05-14 16:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋