Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
2007-05-14 08:11:14 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the whole time i had sexual thoughts in my head
2007-05-14 08:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one 10/10.
2007-05-14 15:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent punch line.
2007-05-14 15:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but didnt make me laugh
2007-05-14 15:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmfao Quality joke!!
2007-05-15 02:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by The_one_u_wished_u_had 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I´ll use this one, tx
2007-05-14 17:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey,that's a cool joke! Is it orignal?and if so would you mind if i use it sometimes?
2007-05-14 15:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by roche14522 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwww
2007-05-14 15:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't that funny.
2007-05-14 15:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
not good
2007-05-14 16:10:06 · answer #10 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋