There was 3 old men sitting on a bench in a park contemplating the difficulties of getting old. The first man says, "Oh, I can't remember the last time I had decent bowel movement. It's such a pain!"
The second old man says, "That's bad. I have a similar problem, but with my bladder and prostate".
The third old man says, "I must be lucky then! At 7 AM every morning I have a good dump, then at 8 AM a nice long pee. I just wish I could wake up by 9 AM".
2007-05-14 08:01:01 · 16 answers · asked by mjallan123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Presentation needs a bit of work, but it is a good joke
2007-05-14 08:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-05 01:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by benisek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-14 08:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda gross but pretty funny... worth a chuckle
2007-05-14 09:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by My Pits A Lover Not A Fighter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad I'm not washing his trunks and sheets.
2007-05-18 07:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
*your cool*
=)
2007-05-17 22:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh?
What was that?
Oh yes. Heard it.
Sorry.
2007-05-14 09:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah!
2007-05-14 08:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-05-14 09:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soso
2007-05-14 08:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by count alucard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋