2007-05-14 07:49:50 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ღ λLﻉχις .¸¸.♥. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-05-14 07:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Question
How many Atheists does it take to screw in a free compact fluorescent light bulb from Yahoo?
2007-05-14 08:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by Infamous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One, if they've seen the light.
Five. One to change it, four to get it out from under the bushel.
Two. One to change it, and another to point out that, if you're still driving your SUV, it's a speck and plank situation.
Three. Two to explain to the third that the new version's OK and, even though it's not traditional, it's not the equivalent of changing away from the KJV.
Five. To discuss, if it's got "Mazda" on it, does that mean it's too much like accepting another deity to use it.
2007-05-14 08:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liberals don't screw in light bulbs. They screw in the men's room at interstate rest stops.
2016-05-18 00:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real Christians? Or, Al Sharpton style liberals calling themselves Christian? Intelligent people want to know.
You need to define your terms. Bill Clinton also had trouble defining terms.
KrazyKyngeKorny
(Krazy, not stupid)
2007-05-14 08:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by krazykyngekorny 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your ignorance is showing
2007-05-14 07:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by spring storm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me answer your question with a question:
Why are you an anti Christian bigot?
You see that question could be re-written, "How many Polacks does it take" or "How many Elephants . . . " or "How many Chinese, Nips, or Gooks . . . ".
Pastor Art
2007-05-14 07:58:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Seven....
2007-05-14 07:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋