A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for be, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your pants,” she said. “That’s right,” said the husband, and don’t you ever forget it.” “I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.” With that she flipped him her panties and said, “ Try these on.” He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. “Hell,” he said. “I can’t get into your panties!” She replied, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until your f--king attitude changes!”
2007-05-14 07:30:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Very funny but.......
very very old.
2007-05-14 07:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you know what you are talking about I don't think I have an attitude problem I just don't feel like talking is there something wrong with that when I want to talk I will talk when i choose not to talk i won't talk no one can force me to talk when I don't want to also i don't have to talk to anyone if I choose not to that's my business I do what I want not what others want me to be I am my own person if you cannot accept me for who I am then goodbye don't email me and insult my dignoty or who I choose to be don't ever humiliate me or degrade me ever agin when you are a better person let me know in the meantime I choose not to talk to you anymore if you can't accept that goodbye at least I am my own person I don't have to conform to be like someone else goodbye
2007-05-15 06:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by thur03joanne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-14 15:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great A star for you
2007-05-14 14:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by Richard H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go, Girl! Hehehe!
2007-05-14 14:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by The Dalai Farmer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this 2 days ago, but it still is "f-king" hilarious.
Good work!!!!
2007-05-14 14:35:29 · answer #6 · answered by martinpaul2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats good..
2007-05-14 14:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by Wildman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes liked that one, very good!
2007-05-14 14:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o funny
2007-05-14 14:40:38 · answer #9 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad joke!
2007-05-14 14:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋