If we're going to move on past Kirk Cameron, I'm going to need a new inspiration for horrible jokes.
2007-05-14 05:49:13 · 10 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No server exsists with that much capacity.
2007-05-14 05:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by Klawed Klawson 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Let this be your inspiration: Everything they say is written down by Jesus and memorized, but not necessarily cataloged, or is it Jehovah I forget.
Then when the televangelists get to Heaven, he will personally hug each and every on of them for their diligent service upon this earth.
2007-05-14 12:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't know.
But there is a catalog record of every ones sins and the blasphemy they say, its going to be opened one day soon.
Ever said anything you regret?
2007-05-14 15:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by KJV_1971 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - the heads of all the inane followers of televangelists!
2007-05-14 13:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a horrible joke to the devil. He has captured your heart and made you to be just like him - a mocker of those who love and serve God.
Take off your costume, humble yourself and repent of this arrogance and ignorance and Christ will enlighten you to the reality of your lost condition and give you truth that will deliver you from the deception of the devil. There is an old song that goes like this:
Eternity is a very long time; you think you would understand
Jesus laid it on the line; he ain't foolin' around my friend
You're gonna live a lot longer than seventy years
This earth is not the end.
You've got a mansion in Heaven or a bed in Hell;
What's it gonna be, my friend?
But there still is an answer;
You can call on Jesus -
Put your life in the hands of the Master;
Who else can understand? Who else can understand?
Jesus is reaching out to give you eternal life
Don't let him pass you by
Jesus has done everything He could,
Now it's up to you to make a choice - make a choice
It only takes a second for God to take your life
You better get it straight with Him
He might come for you tonight.
Truth will never change for anyone and God will not extend His mercy to you forever. Quit playing around with fire or you will get burnt!
FOR THOSE WHO GAVE A THUMBS DOWN:
Fools make a mock of sin
Will not believe
It carries such a dagger in its sleeve.
How can it be they say
That such a thing
So full of sweetness could ever have a sting?
They know not that it is the very spell
Of sin --- that makes men laugh themselves to Hell.
LOOKS LIKE THE BAD SQUIRREL IS ATTENDED BY A BUNCH OF NUTS! YOUR BIAS IS STRONG & EVIDENT!
2007-05-14 12:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 6⤋
There you go with your infatuation with Kirk Cameron again. Are you gay?
As for AnArdRi down below. The responses are appropriate for the question.
2007-05-14 12:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by Rick 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
You've got some interesting responses. Not very informative or intelligent, but very revealing nonetheless.
2007-05-14 13:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes! It's called heaven.
2007-05-14 12:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas Paine 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This one is working for me:
http://www.bible.ca/tongues-TV-evangelist-IQ-test.htm
2007-05-14 12:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Be original... stop being such a cut and paster!
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2007-05-14 12:52:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋