2007-05-14 05:36:37 · 22 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Indeed! How many people have been converted due to Kirk's banana and should he really share his banana with the world or keep it to himself?
2007-05-14 05:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
You know how they say ignorance is bliss? The "Christians" have a song about that - it's called "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
As for the banana, I enjoy the part where Ray Comfort explains, as Kirk moons at him like an infatuated schoolgirl, that the banana was obviously designed by god because it fits in the hand, turns towards the face and is shaped so as to perfectly enter the mouth. Which doubles as a theological justfication for fellatio.
2007-05-14 12:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
After watching that debate the other night, even though that horrid woman representing atheists made us all look bad (imo), I got the impression that Kirk Cameron was a bit dumbfounded at a couple points in the evening.
He of course has no concept of what evolutionary theory is, and it looked to me like he was genuinely surprised to discover this. He seems a like a decent guy. He's just not educated on some rather important subjects. Maybe they made a dent, though. I hope he takes the atheist up on his offer to take him to the museum of natural history. :)
2007-05-14 12:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
The problem here is that Kirk doesn't know how to use his banana
2007-05-14 12:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by Morg 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh, and when Kirk and Ray break up, the headline can be "Bananas Split".
2007-05-14 12:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Kirk Cameron can't convert anyone to a religion, that person is converted with a relationship and surrenderance to Jesus Christ!
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2007-05-14 12:39:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Could be they just like that phallic association Ray Comfort used? I mean the hand and the mouth was just too graphic to miss.
2007-05-14 12:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes and banana splits are their holy communion....
I know that was lame but I just woke up...I'll try harder next time... ;)
JC Marcus....I wouldn't speak for all atheists if I were you....I still think it is hilarious...but I know you are just embarrassed by what little scientific proof that you have for the existence of god....
2007-05-14 12:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And since he's probably converted more people to atheism, should we refer to them as Coke-heads?
2007-05-14 13:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! That's funny now, but just think in 10 years, when the hot-and-now media reference has been lost in the sea of information...that's the problem with referential humor, ain't it?
2007-05-14 12:40:47 · answer #10 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋