Is it true that born-again Jehovah's Witnesses must shout three hallelujahs to Jehovah ever morning?

Question

And they are the only ones who will witness the rupture?

Then Jesus will come and perform a lottery, and 144,000 of them will win all the tickets to Heaven?

And everbody else goes to Hell?

Answer 1

So, did you make that one up yourself or are you a cut and paste fan?

Born Again JWs are completely unlike those in Christendom who make a big show of it with a look at me attitude.

In most cases, the only way to know someone is of the anointed class is by attending the observance on Nasin 14. Now, can you name what day that falls on in the coming ten years in five minutes or less? Do you even know how to?

Answer 2

This so-called "question" seems intended primarily to demean and belittle the Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Interestingly, such "hatred" should be expected by true Christians in this time of the end, and it actually helps identify Jehovah's Witnesses as Christ's true disciples:

(John 15:19) If you were part of the world, the world would be fond of what is its own. Now because you are no part of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, on this account the world hates you.

(Luke 6:22) Happy are you whenever men hate you, and whenever they exclude you and reproach you and cast out your name as wicked for the sake of the Son of man.

(1 Peter 4:4) Because you do not continue running with them in this course to the same low sink of debauchery, they are puzzled and go on speaking abusively of you.

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.

It seems signficant that the relatively small religion of Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones best known for their worldwide preaching work. Yet Jesus commanded that ALL who would call themselves "Christian" perform this public work:

(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you. And, look! I am with you all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.


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Answer 3

this is very very funny. and I agree with Hannah. we don't shout hallejuahs to Jehovah and there is no such thing as the rupture. there is no lottery for the 144,000 either and they don't win tickets to heaven. this is how lies are told about Jehovah Witnesses. hell is the comman grave. Jehovah would never harm us if we should die. why would he when he is a loving Father. www.watchtower.org

Answer 4

hmm not at all..and about hell there is no such thing as eternal burning
once you die ..your dead Romans 6:23 says the punishment for sin is death.also Psalm 146:4 says: "His spirit goes out, he goes back to his ground; in that day his thoughts do perish." so how can you be suffering if you have no thoughts?...also Ecclesiastes 9:5, 10 says the dead know nothing.plus if hell/heaven did exist dont you think lazarus would have talked about this?

if parents dont punish their children by burning them (ok some do but not most of them) or really mistreating them because they love them how is God gonna do that, if the bible states God is love

Answer 5

no, no, and uh. no. The Bible tells what type of people will be part of the 144,000, its not some random lottery, though it doesn't give names. As far as going to hell, that depends on your definition. As I understand it, hell in the Bible refers to the common grave of mankind, so unless you are lucky enough to survive Armageddon... We're all going to hell!

Answer 6

Yeah, must be. The people downstairs wake me up every morning with the hallelujahs. They are going to witness a rupture for sure.

Answer 7

I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses and this made me laugh. It just reminds me how many ridiculous and silly rumors people hear about us.

Answer 8

Ha-ha-ha!!! Born-again WHAT???
There is no such thing as born-again Jehovah's Witnesses.

Answer 9

There is no such thing as born again Jehovah's Witnesses

Answer 10

NO, not true in any sense, sorry if someone missled you to believe that.