One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in for?"
"I'm here to get my tonsils out and I'm nervous," the second boy says.
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about! I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream and
Jell-O. It's a breeze!"
"Well what are you here for?" the second kid asks.
"A circumcision." The first kid replys woefully.
The second kid says "Wow! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"
2007-05-14 03:40:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch!! lol
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Tink xxx
2007-05-14 07:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whew!!.....keep rolling the dice!!!
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the **** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
2007-05-14 03:43:45 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That was really good. I laughed the first time I heard that too!!
2007-05-14 03:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by candyapple58 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8!
2007-05-14 03:44:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He He ok a little bit
2007-05-14 03:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not
2007-05-14 03:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by LaraSue 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-05-14 03:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by chmar11 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahah
good one
2007-05-14 03:44:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that sucks donkey(***)
2007-05-14 03:43:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
naaaa..not too funny
2007-05-14 03:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by skipper 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋