Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
2007-05-14 01:55:08 · 21 answers · asked by drew d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats a real knee slapper haha Peace out.............
2007-05-14 02:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by powerliftingrules 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think i heard this one before
i used to have a lot of blonde jokes but i lost most of them :( but i think i can remember 1
i dont know if its funny or not.....but here it goes.....................................
There were 3 girls,redhead brunette and a blonde they worked in a 40 story building, they were on lunch break and so the sit down at the top of the building and the redhead opens her lunch and says "soup! if i get soup 1 more time im gonna jump off this building!" then the brunette opens her lunch and says "tacos! if i get tacos 1 more time im gonna jump off this building too!" then the blonde opens her lunch and says "sandwiches! if i get sandwiches again im gonna jump off this building too!" so the next day the sit at the top of the building again and open their lunches,they all get the same thing so they all jump off. the redheads husband says " if i would've known that she didnt like soup i wouldn't have gave her any soup" the brunettes husband says "if i would've known that she didnt like tacos i wouldn't have gave her any tacos" then the blondes husband says "hey dont look at me she packs her own lunch"
2007-05-18 01:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool... It's great!
I got one..
There is a new drive-in ATM machine in the city and by the ATM there are instructions for use. However, there are two separate instructions. One labeled for men, the other for women (or blonds).
The one for men says:
Put your card in the machine.
Enter you card pin number.
Withdraw the cash and have a nice day!
The one for women...:
Park your car next to the ATM machine, open your car window... extend your arm... unfasten your seatbelt... extend your arm again... repark your car closer to the machine... okay... open the car door and exit the car and walk to the machine.
Put your card in the machine.
Enter you card pin number. Please re-enter your pin number.
Input the required amount of cash needed.... cancel... Input again.
Withdraw the cash and return to your car. Return to get your card back from the machine.
Start you car... Star it again... release the hand-brake. Go...
Have a nice day!
2007-05-14 09:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-05-14 08:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by Bill Melater 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA!!! Excellent joke and a good punchline . Are you sure you are not a professional comedian? HA HA!
2007-05-14 09:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-14 09:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey, I'm from the south so that's wrong on that part but on behalf of the blond....ya dumb *****
2007-05-14 11:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by forgotten_lore187 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my gosh! It sounds like my sister!!
2007-05-14 10:28:14 · answer #8 · answered by jovvijo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that would have been funny if the blonde wouldn't have been my sister
2007-05-14 09:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by goodins2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*spits Gatorade AM out*
2007-05-14 09:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahah dats funny...=P...only a blonde would do dat hehehehe
2007-05-14 09:02:48 · answer #11 · answered by monkey =) 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋