e.g. Your mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV i missed 3 episodes.
2007-05-14 00:50:19 · 29 answers · asked by ireland01 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she needs a boomerang to put her belt on
2007-05-14 01:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by Liane H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your mama so fat that when she goes out to eat the waiter knows she doesn't need a menu cause she'll just order everything anyway.
Your mama so ugly she went to hell and scared satan.
Your mama so fat she could use you as a toothpick
Your mama so poor she saw a crumb on the floor and though it was thanksgiving
Your mama so fat she went to a buffet and they had to kick her fat *** out
Your mama so fat when she gets in a airplane it won't even fly
2007-05-14 01:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by LAW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That's a good one. Here are some:
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
2007-05-14 00:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama's so previous she has an autographed Bible. Yo Mama's enamel so yellow she positioned the solar out of economic enterprise. Yo Mama's hair so short she had to roll it up with rice. those have been particularly lame, yet they're the only ones i'm able to undergo in innovations.
2016-12-29 03:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat she dont wear a g-string but an a,b,c,d,e,f,g-string
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
2007-05-14 00:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by alextatic 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat....
...her yearbook picture was an aerial photograph.
... she broke her leg, and gravy oozed out.
... she puts on her belt, with a boomerang.
... she goes into a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "OK"
...elephants at the zoo throw peanuts at HER.
...she has more chins than a Chinese White Pages.
...she eats Wheat "Thicks"
...she fell in love and broke it.
...when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
...she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
...she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
...when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
...we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
2007-05-14 01:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by scraven68 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac!
Yours mama's so fat her drivers license says "picture continued on the other side"
Your mama's so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on!
Your mama's so fat her shadow weighs 50lbs!!
2007-05-14 00:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by Katie 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat she make clothes from old theater curtains:)
2007-05-14 01:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat she has to have a bath at the local swimming pool!!
2007-05-14 00:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out
2007-05-14 00:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mamas so fat she has 7 smaller mamas in orbet around her
2007-05-14 00:53:28 · answer #11 · answered by chillipope 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋