A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
2007-05-14 00:30:18 · 23 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool joke!!! 101/100 sexy joke.....!!
2007-05-14 01:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by 007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ghost doesnt kill people but fear of ghost's existence does kill people.I believe in God as well as Science but not in ghosts.There may be so many supernatural phenomenon occurring around the world but its either by God or Science,ghost is only a term coined by believers of evil to scare the hell out of people.
2016-03-31 23:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stars all the way
2007-05-14 02:21:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Vixen.!!!
10/10.!!!
ha ha ha woman always on the phone.
2007-05-14 01:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes sense. very funny.
2007-05-14 01:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't find it very funny. It is also factually inaccurate. In a recent survey, it was found that men use the phone more than women for conversation with friends.
2007-05-14 00:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
that wasnt funny really, it did get a little tiny breath out of my nose but thats it
2007-05-14 00:51:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-05-14 00:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-05-14 00:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke that deserves a star
2007-05-14 00:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice thought
2007-05-14 05:23:54 · answer #11 · answered by osama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋