Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Why would he need those for, anyway?
There won't be any sex up there.
2007-05-13 21:38:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Someone one must have given you the Devil's Book to read... Circumcise that someone.... HA HA HA
2007-05-13 21:57:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, sex has to be going on somewhere as the Bible talks about children of 100 years of age playing on the den of the viper. Someone should be fooling around for there to be children. Also, those resurrected do not marry or are to be given in marriage. But, someone has to get married to have children.
2007-05-13 22:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've never heard of any of this before. Well, of course they can because there is neither male nor female in heaven. Or maybe it's just the Lord's way of saying that if you're a guy and you got changed into a girl by becomming a transsexual, you were doomed. j
2007-05-13 21:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa Y 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's only talking about restrictions on who can enter the Holy of Holies (where the Ark of the Covenant was kept) in the Temple. They were very strict about that. Hardly anyone was able to enter the Holy of Holies.
2007-05-13 21:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was Old Testament law. A man's testicles were crushed or removed usually as a punishment. In the New Testament it is not the case.
2007-05-13 21:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
in the spirit they yet egsist
see phantom limb phenomina
woman have them draqwn up inside
it was an improvement upon the adam genotype
[mark 1] [alfa]=adam
then mark 2 alfa/beta =eve
2007-05-13 21:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please..............! May god pee on you for selective morality. ahahhahaha
That stuff is in the OT. You need to read the NT.
Don't take the "Holy Book" so literally. You need to pick the convenient verses from the convenient versions, translated conveniently by your favorite member of the funky, drug-induced goat milkers, before you can ask such a testicular question.
May God bless chopped nuts.
(sarcasm intended..............)
2007-05-13 21:55:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You mean the ladies will have to get themselves a set before they are allowed through the pearly gates?...yikes!
2007-05-13 21:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I would like to try the body of a housecat for a while.
2016-05-17 12:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well - I don't have testicles, and I sure hope to go to heaven.
2007-05-13 21:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋