how many creationists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Question

all of them to search scripture until finding a verse that indicates the Lord God created all light, thus moving from doctrine to evidence, we find that the Lord put the light in the bulb, and the Lord is infallible, thus the darkness is a curse put on us by the Lord, in his might and love. Evolutionists should stop ignoring such evidence, and stop teaching electricity in the schools.

Answer 1

LOL and it take 3 Young Earthers: one to research scripture for light references, one to search for the appropriate 'kind' of bulb, one to explain to the clerk that any variations in bulbs are micro-adaptation, not a fundamental change in bulb technology.

Answer 2

We brought the darkness upon ourselves stop relying on electricity for light.

Answer 3

depends on how intelligently the light bulb was designed

Answer 4

None. The event miraculously happens

Answer 5

So, you watch tv by candle light, eh?

How could mother nature have been so cruel to one individual?

I'll summon the Wiccans to come and heal your pathetic mind. I just hope they don't expend too much majick trying to find your brain, first.

Answer 6

Almost funny...but not true of all of us. I screw in my own light bulbs, thanks...unless I make my husband do it because I don't like standing on chairs.

Answer 7

Instead of the gravity "theory", I want public schools to teach intelligent falling.

Answer 8

I agree. Electricity is a sin.

Answer 9

evolutionists should do the math on creation
by their measure the light bulb evolved by it self
see that out side reason ''evolved the ight bul;b''

Answer 10

one