Because we don’t find new life in preservatives - which sort of goes against the whole idea of preservatives - because the preservatives are preserved and there is no new life growing in there - presto that means god created everything. Surely they have to be joking no one could be this $%^#$ stupid... please tell me you don’t believe this garbage, cos I just signed up to YA today and if this is the level of intelligence I'm dealing with in here I might join up to Sesame Street.. Hey Big Bird where did you evolve from
2007-05-13 20:02:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey Mr Snuffleluffleuss want a peanut...
2007-05-13 20:02:59 · update #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
2007-05-13 20:21:16 · update #2
Too Funny...
I'm sure they are not all this stupid. I'm with you I cant see their argument and they teach this stuff to their kids.
2007-05-13 20:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I don't believe in God because of some "peanut butter argument' or "banana argument", or anything like this. I get really exasperated when people try to prove anything in such strange ways. Yes, I'm a christian. But it took God Himself to prove Himself to me. I think that's a better place to start. But I just want you to know there are plenty of intelligent people on this website and I really enjoy it. I also get frustrated with foolish logic. Hang in there!
2007-05-14 03:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by Teresa L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Staggering stuff, no? Personally I thought the banana "nightmare" was even more hilarious. "The banana is shaped perfectly for the human hand and the human mouth...God designed it that way." Aww bless. Well there are plenty of other things that are "perfectly shaped" for the human hand and the human mouth. Does this mean God sanctions masturbation and oral sex? If so, I reckon it should be publicised more widely; he might get some more converts(!)
2007-05-14 03:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They've lost on the facts. They have turned to incredibly stupid arguments on the premise that when it's time to rebut, the result will be stunned silence, I've actually seen it happen. How do you concisely explain the hundreds of reasons an argument is wrong?
2007-05-14 03:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Christian. But I like that banana one better. Lets take the two and put them together and make a sandwich! That I can digest.
Belief in God does not need any silly ridicuous claims.
Thats were faith comes in.
2007-05-14 03:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by n_007pen 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Makes the Argument from Banana seem positively well-thought-out in comparison.
2007-05-14 03:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S NOT ALL!!
If you think that's funny than check out these other YEC (young earth creationist) beliefs:
*T-Rex was a vegetarian! (I wish I were kidding)
*There were dinosaurs on Noah's ark! (in the trunk I guess)
*The speed of light is NOT constant! (those stars aren't really far away after all)
*There is no such thing as radioactive half-lives! (I guess we didn't blow up Hiroshima, either)
In short, there is no more ridiculous a group of people on the planet, now try this on for size... The President is ONE OF THEM!!!!
2007-05-14 03:20:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Well, I will have to admit that I am stunned. I really don't know what to say. Is there a chance the narrator will be arrested for aggravated ignorance?
2007-05-14 03:25:05 · answer #8 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good point, Brainiac, go join Sesame St.- we'll mourn our loss of such a towering intellect. Who will keep us updated on youtube now?
2007-05-14 06:49:38 · answer #9 · answered by 2cute4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peanut butter is good on sandwiches... but using it to prove that G-d exists? I think that would be quite a feat.
2007-05-14 03:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋