And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight (Ezekiel 4:12)
Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith (Ezekiel 4:15)
The bible lovers called him a visionary or prophet. Today he would've been considered nuts. It seemed he saw these UFO or multicolored burning wheels in the air & on the ground (1:4:15). He even saw lasers (1:13) and forcefields that shot down and encased him (1:19:24) He met these beings that beamed him up and called them Angels and the Lord. (1:28). Some guy in a trailer park called them aliens. I call them both crazy. These devine aliens gave ezekiel a a secret recipe for 'bread'. (4:9) God then told him to put his own s h i t in the dough and eat it (4:12:15). God even told zeke to go to jerusalem and get the people there to eat the tainted--ahem-- blessed--loaves of bread. Anyone else have any true biblical humor to share?
2007-05-13 19:18:54 · 3 answers · asked by SavvyAsh 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Man, this makes Scientology seem kinda tame and ordinary.
2007-05-13 19:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. He seams down right normal to me. By the way, yes biblical truth is rather humorous to share.
2007-05-13 19:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Michael M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Scotty beamed him up?
2007-05-13 19:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by julie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋