Mike is at home.
A robber enters and sees Mike
Mike sees the robber.
The robber takes everything of value.
The next day, Mike does not call the police even though everything was stolen.
Why?
2007-05-13 19:05:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mike is a dumb fck
2007-05-13 19:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by tehdangerdan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because Mike called the police the same day as the robber robbed their house, not the day after.
2007-05-14 02:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by homunculus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike is a baby
2007-05-14 02:11:13 · answer #3 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MIKE is either a cat a dog a bird or a fish and cannot tell any one
2007-05-14 02:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike is a pet. Like a bird or a cat.
2007-05-14 02:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♥itsme♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mike does not all the police the next day as he call the police on the day itself.
2007-05-14 02:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by prince2charming 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mike is gay and he had a crush on the robber
2007-05-14 02:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by j_timberLate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mike is a pet in the house
2007-05-14 03:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the robber killed mike
2007-05-14 11:06:38 · answer #9 · answered by vane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't Mikes home.
2007-05-14 02:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by Dungeon Master 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike is a fish?
2007-05-14 02:08:00 · answer #11 · answered by whiteblaq 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋