2007-05-13 18:27:00 · 19 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Eternally grateful, God is deathly afraid of Teletubbies
2007-05-13 18:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is obvious how slanted your question is by the choice of Jerry Falwell. As was answered by one... Jerry is a sinner, like we ALL are, and he has made mistakes, as have we all. I'm grateful to have God on MY side, that's for SURE!
Your question could have been slanted in the opposite direction if you had chosen, say, Billy Graham instead of Jerry Falwell.
I know that I am grateful that God is on YOUR side, because, frankly, I'm not!
2007-05-13 18:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that God appreciates ALL people of ALL faiths (or lack thereof).
God probably gave this world Jerry, as a sign that God has a sense of humor.
After all, Jerry really said some pretty damn ignorant things in his lifetime.
My absolute favorite "Jerry-ism" was when he said that Teletubbie "Tinky Winky" was gay.
What a crock!
Boy, is Jerry in for a big shock when he enters the Pearly Gates and finds that homosexuals were allowed in heaven as well!
2007-05-15 08:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by docscholl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jerry Falwell is a Human just like you and me
While I do not follow his teachings or what ever, he is prone to the same judgment just like the rest of us
Yes he has sinned, just like you and me
2007-05-13 18:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure God welcomes Jerry Falwell like a good punch in the balls. He's like a bad trade in football.
2007-05-13 18:29:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Is Falwell the one who Jerry Falwell disowned(I think) his son for being gay? I think Falwell needs to practice what he preaches.
2007-05-13 18:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by julie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Falwell's close enough to wipe the sweat off God's balls.
2007-05-13 18:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is not the one who should be grateful but we should. he chose to created us and bring onto this earth, we should be grateful instead.
2007-05-13 18:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by kel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God choses unique people to transmit his message.
2007-05-13 18:32:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will have to answer some serious questions on judgement day I'm afraid. Like, What did you do with all the money?.
And I really would like to be there when he gives his answer.
2007-05-13 18:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by carrie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋