...were stuck behind a particularly slow group of golfers. After three holes, they complained to the greenskeeper.
"Sorry, guys,. That's a group of blind firefighters," the man explained. "They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here anytime for free."
"That's so sad," the priest said. "I'll say a special prayer for them tonight."
"Good idea," the doctor agreed. "I'm going to contact my opthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
"I guess," the lawyer said. "But why can't they play at night?"
2007-05-13 18:18:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee heeeee 10/10 doesn't anyone like lawyers anymore
2007-05-13 18:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And that's why the difference between a dead squirrel and a dead lawyer lying in the middle of a road is that there's skid marks in front of the squirrel !!
2007-05-14 01:26:37 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! 8-) Funny!
2007-05-14 01:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by Maria C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta love us lawyers
2007-05-14 01:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by brookbabe90 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-05-14 01:22:13 · answer #5 · answered by Dewy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats sad... but whats the question?
2007-05-14 01:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by Green 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
thats funny!!!!!!1
2007-05-14 01:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before...actually this one is not as good as the ones i've read...sorry...
2007-05-14 01:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2007-05-14 01:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!
2007-05-14 01:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by Doc Hudson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋