A woman goes to the Doctor and says "I think I'm pregnant.?" the Doctor (trying to save the budget by not giving a pregnancy test ) says it's probably just wind so don't worry about it." A month later she comes back and say's "I still think I'm pregnant" the doctor says don't worry about it as I said it's probably just wind".Another month goes by and by this time she's beginning to show, she says "I'm positive I'm pregnant and I'm beginning to show" the doctor again says "I'm sure it's just wind so don't worry about it." The next day she arrives back with her husband who proceeds to pull out his penis and slap it on the doctors desk and says "Just what do you think this is a bloody bicycle pump.?"
2007-05-13 17:08:29 · 16 answers · asked by The Woman Behind the Man 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sweet! Another good one!
2007-05-13 17:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We already got one a grail you say a jesters performance always the fool
2007-05-14 00:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awwww does this really have to be the last one for tonight? I was hoping it would be the last one ever.
2007-05-14 00:13:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Obstetrics will never be the same again!
2007-05-14 00:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile smile smile u r a funny person cc.xxxx
2007-05-14 04:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by fred 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it curious, very funny lol...
2007-05-14 04:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ok, i think i heard this one in pre school
2007-05-14 00:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha this is the funniest thing ever
2007-05-14 04:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-14 05:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least you had a go
2007-05-14 02:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋