I.e. 'Earth is full, go home'
or
'You! Off my planet!'
or
'Too many freaks, not enough circuses'
Or something short and funny.
2007-05-13 16:53:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege
I was standing in the park wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Gandhi
No one will win the battle of the sexes; there is too much flirting with the enemy
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Forgive your enemies, but never, never forget their names.
I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN
What happens if you get scared half to death twice???
Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
Do, or do not. There is no 'try'
The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music
The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
I have the body of a god - too bad it is Budha
2007-05-13 17:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
2 that i use often: 1) i came here looking for work ill leave here the same way.2) i have two speeds and if you dont like this one....your definetly not gonna like the next one : ) Good Luck!!
2007-05-14 00:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by rookiejon 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A little pain never hurt.
It's a complicated world, filled with simple people.
Nobody's prefect.
2007-05-14 00:02:39 · answer #3 · answered by righteousjohnson 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Golf is a walk gone spoiled." Mark Twain
2007-05-14 00:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anthony M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I fell in love with you the first time i spied through your window.
2007-05-14 00:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by Kayla 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"We put the fun back in dysfunctional." - Billie Joe Armstrong
2007-05-14 00:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by Olivia 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Moderation is good, but too much moderation isnt good.
2007-05-14 08:34:14 · answer #7 · answered by D 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
call me crazy but don't get it
whats so funny?
man,life is short
how troublesome
2007-05-14 11:10:09 · answer #8 · answered by jaja_malavi 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand"
2007-05-14 00:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Spurious 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Don't get too serious with life, you won't get out of it alive, anyhow."
2007-05-14 00:31:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋